"I get confused by birds that chirp at night...but I kind of like them. I hope they are not little birdy outcasts with insomnia. Maybe they just really want to sing." - justvisiting

"I saw this graphic and it dawned on me why people regard Obama as elitist. It’s the quality of the design. There was this thing I learned back in the day when I studied marketing ( Read more... )

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" - unknown"Jared has already taken over the couch. There's a girl perched on the edge of the armrest and eyeing him like she's waiting for him to ( Read more... )

Mr. Bennet: It's important to you, being special?
Syler: It's important to everyone.
- Heroes

Christopher: What did last night mean to you?
Lorelai: It means Jose Cuervo still has amazing magical powers.
- Gilmore Girls

"Whoever battles with monsters had better see that it does not turn him into a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss ( Read more... )

"Men have made me crazy too. I mean, if you havn't bought a gun or a pick ax at some point, it's not a real relationship" - Roxy, Dead Like Me

"Everybody's born knowing all the Beatles lyrics instinctively. They're passed into the fetus subconsciously along with all the amniotic stuff. Fact, they should be called 'The Fetals'." - Sliding Doors

"Logan ( Read more... )

talking about a weird guy following him around Königsplatz...
Me: Maybe he wanted to be your friend...
Justin: Maybe he wanted to be in me.

"The most successful low-carb diet plan, the Atkins Diet, seems to lean toward over indulgence. Eat as much cheese as you want! Gorge yourself on bacon bits, but God forbid you eat a nectarine! Isnt that the ( Read more... )

Josh says:
i'm going to ask tj to borrow $20
Karla says:
ew, and youll have to repay him in sexual favours
Josh says:
no, just cash
Karla says:
lol sure
Josh says:
and by cash i mean anal

TJ- I have lettuce sauce on my pants!
Josh- Uh, TJ...dont you mean 'salad dressing'?
TJ- No, lettuce sauce!

*discussing theme songs*
Josh- No, you need a new theme song....How ( Read more... )

Here I sit in a small dark pub/ Finally arrived in my father's land/ Everywhere around me glass eyes, stony faces/ But from within I can feel a warmth that from itself burns and burns and burns and burns - "Dear Mother", Skandals

"Rick James' most dastardly deed: Getting [his girlfriend] to help him tie a woman to a chair, assault her and beat her ( Read more... )